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Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
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they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
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Little evil teapot
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
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skittles what the fuck
i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
US foreign policy summed up by Spongebob
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makin my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m home bound…
he was a confused man running from zombies
dude what the fuck not everyone has got that far into the show yet tag your spoilers
i hope your being sarcastic because that was the first episode
i have never seen breaking bad in my life
but that’s walking dead are you being sarcastic don’t mess with me
he’s not walking he’s on a bicycle
also he is not dead
i think it is you who is messing with me
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
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Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
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